Impossible... bitch please

Moody behaviour and here I am on the internet. but I found something ridiculously amazing! HELLO FLYING HOUSE!!!

On March 5, 2011 National Geographic put together a group of experts to launch a real house into the air propelled by balloons just like the movie UP!

I get it I'm immature, but UP was such a cute movie, and this is some amazing stuff. Apparantly the house stayed up for 1 hour.

Because you can't catch me

Unpublished letters

Dear sister,

I hear you. I hear it when you complain about them. I get it their old, and they said stuff they shouldn't have. I get it. You lost your dad. You don't know what to do.

Dear Mother,

Yelling about what sister is saying to grandma won't help. Let it go. They have to deal with this by themselves, its going to take longer.. I know your just trying to keep his spirit alive but ma your brother is dead.


Dear Random Strangers,

If you want to come to my house 3 months after he died to give condolences. Suck it. Leave us the fuck alone. Your not helping.

I really like this dress it's out of a new Turini runway show, for Spring 2011.

I love Harry Potter and I found some pretty funny pictures =P. I'll add some more later.

Happy Cheesy Pick Up Line day

So this morning I got an amazing text saying that I am to send a cheesy pick up line to all of my contacts, "to make their day"
The one I sent: So I brought my library card can I check you out?
Mine was pretty lame but over the day I got some pretty awesome ones:
1)Are you an alien?
Cause you just abducted my heart?
2)Nice pants can I test the zipper?
3)What has 142 Teeth and hides THE HULK?
My zipper
4) (ok this one is slightly creepy) Do you smell cholorform on this rag?
5)How about me and you make a miracle on 34th street?
6) You got more curves than a bottle of Coke
7)You dropped something...my jaw
8)Your daddy must be a baker because you got a nice set of buns
9)Can my y=mx+b lie tangent to your parabolas?
10)Did you just fart?
Cause you just blew me away
11) If I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so that I could unzip your genes.
12) Are you lost becuase its a long way from heaven
13)Do you know karate? Because your body's really kickin'

Your not so smooth

You think your a lady's man but your not as suave as you think. Your so funny thinking that someone would like to be with you forever. Don't get me wrong but why would someone actually want to spend their entire life.. with 1 person. 1 single person. Honey if you think I'm a princess that is waiting for that one person, we have an issue. I'm a free bird and I do as I please.
Haha oh darling your so sweet and innocent.